I wrote something like this before on PW, but I got here because one day about ten years ago I suddenly got the idea that it might be interesting to try to play a piano.
In the town where I grew up I never saw a real piano, anywhere. It just wasn't something that anyone ever thought about in any way -- if you wanted to hear music you would turn on the radio.
Obviously I saw a few pianos here and there in the years after that but never really paid any attention to them so when I bought my first piano that was literally the very first piano I had ever physically touched.
I bought a lower-end Casio digital piano from the Costco website and used that for about a year, then what is now my current Casio AP-650 went on sale (again on the Costco website) so I bought that and sold my previous piano and have been using this one ever since.
I've never taken lessons or anything like that -- I just mess around with it and ask silly questions on PW when something comes along that I don't understand.
My previous bird would dance, my current bird sings. But I always have an audience and a participant ready to help out every time I play.
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