Gah. I just started the next piece... left hand Eb and Bb, right hand Eb D# Eb C etc. It sounded.... weird. Beyond weird. WRONG. Definitely, definitely wrong. But I'm playing all the right notes, what the....... I couldn't even recognize a melody.
Finally went to listen to someone on Youtube....... weird weird weird. It sounds okay for them. I even know the melody, another version is in an earlier Alfred book. So what am I doing wrong then????????? My reading ability is not THAT bad...
Yeah, it's that bad. I completely missed the two bass clefs at the start of the tune! NOW I can get it right!

Side note 1: I hate music notation! Why on why did they not make the treble and bass equal?
Side note 2: Why is it so terribly hard to read bass clef when it's the top bar?