Pallas Now that I understand, I'll get my squirtgun.

You can use your squirt gun outside the lecture theatre (just to stay on the piano centre's security staff good side), as we're all heading outside for free barbeque lunch, and everybody gets two burger vouchers with choice of soda/soft drink, beer, or orange or apple or pear or cranberry or grape juice. My shout. On the house. Here's your two vouchers Pallas.

And then we can all go inside the piano complex and teaching/learning centre again after the barbie to play pianos ... one recital hall for each person.

Pallas (Ok, perhaps fewer people would have bought a ticket, but details details.)

Unbelievable what those scalpers get up to! The lectures are free! No strings attached -- ok -- well, maybe hammers and strings attached.